Adrian Bailey (not the MP)

With Cheryl Cole recently been snapped putting her bins and also ringing her local council about getting another bin – it makes me wonder how much everyday chores do these ‘idols’ do?

See I imagined our Cheryl would have a PA for everything. She must have someone to do her hair and make-up, then someone who drives her around, a personal trainer, a chef and I would have thought someone who deals with household bills and upkeep – but maybe not!

It is however a very strange thought for Cheryl Cole to ring up Sky TV and say she wants to take a package out in her name, or Ms Cole going online to compare gas and electricity prices to make sure she is getting the right price. Or perhaps her ringing her bank to make some payments!

I know it’s ridiculous but they seem so perfect I never imagine them to have a home life! I wonder if Cheryl picks dog poo up when she takes her doggy for a walk. Not that I reckon she has a PA for! Why wouldn’t you if you had all that money!!!

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But when you have a partner to please, sometimes you have to just give in. It is after all the home of romance and love and maybe if I can sort some quick flights to paris out I will be able to pull the wool over her eyes when I spend the next few weeks battling out on Call of Duty....a small prize to pay I think.
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It was nice to see Russell Brand cashing in on the whole ‘Sachsgate’ escapade again yesterday. The annoying attention seeker who angered the nation by bullying a poor and innocent old man and national treasure is releasing another ‘warts and all,’ book soon.
Excerpts in The Sun yesterday (September 20) had him once again going on about how badly he was treat during this time. How he’s ‘really sorry,’ that it all ever even happened. If you’re really sorry Brand, I suggest you retain some dignity and stop talking about it and joking about the thing at every opportunity, instead of cashing in by releasing a new book on the whole joke of an affair.
Andrew Sachs is the only one that came out of this with any dignity, remaining resolutely silent throughout. That’s a real gentleman Russell, maybe you could learn a lesson or two.
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Lady Ga Ga has been snapped campaigning for a change in rules for openly homosexual people in the US military.
On a whole I think that this is brilliant, finally an A-list celeb that is using their fame for a good cause to raise awareness and really make a difference. What I don’t like however is the theatrics that seem to surround it. Now you could argue that Ga Ga is creating a media storm in order to gain publicity for the cause but I personally am left wondering about how honourable her intentions actually are. The whole thing just seems so orchestrated even key parts of her speech which are obviously designed to court controversy around an already very sexually ambiguous character.
I hope that her reasons behind the campaign are genuine and not just to sell records because that would be very sad indeed.

The papers have reported that the X-Factor runner-up Olly Murrs has been involved in some drunken bust ups whilst on a lads holiday, throwing hissy fits and generally acting like an arrogant prat.
This is just the latest in a long list of reality pop stars caught out as a violent, unsohphisticated chavs, remember the beloved Cheryl Coles racist outburst?
I think that this just goes to show that you can take someone and put them in fancy clothes but you can’t give them the real star quality. Acts like Sinatra, Elton John, Tom Jones and Elvis are a thing of the past and it is rare to see a courteous star with any longevity these days. You can keep your moulded X-Factor winners; I’ll stick the classics thank you very much.
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